They're Gonna Want My Sexy Brains, I Just Know It

And I don't stand a chance.

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No fair. I even went to The Zombie Survival Guide workshop. Spoke with Max Brooks, zombie awareness expert extraordinaire. Took notes. Studied my enemy and zombie outbreaks. Got protection from the living dead. Learned to organize before they rise!!! This is bad bad news, big time.

C2000, this ones for you.

See how you'll fare here.

Britney Shears

Britney loses her mind. And her hair.

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Auf Wiedersehen

Bad news. Big time. Today, on the infamous Page Six, and in a personal memo, it was revealed that Tim Gunn, Parsons Chair, and Project Runway personality extraordinaire announced his departure from Parsons. He's got a pretty sweet new gig at Liz Claiborne. Given the choice of Chief Creative Officer at Liz Claiborne (which owns literally every mainstream brand out there) and Heidi Klums annoying laugh, I don't think it was a hard decision.

Could this be the reason he hasn't committed to the next season of Project Runway yet? Methinks so.I sure hope PR can save itself from itself, when he doesn't return. With Nina Garcia's snottiness, Michael Kors supreme boredom, and Heidi Klum's high-pitched 'auf wiedersehen', Tim was the best thing about that show. Wonder how they're gonna 'make it work' now.

UPDATE: I stand happily corrected. Looks like he's gonna make it work!