Tuesday, October 16, 2007

My Feet are Whimpering


Ugh. I walked and shopped alot today. At the greatest outlet malls in the world. At least the best ones that are just a hop, skip, & a jump away. Anyhoo, my feet hurt. I'm pretty sure I know why. I tried on a pair of bee-yootiful-gorgeous-amazing-wonderful-glorious-hip-stylish-sooper califragilistic expensive-aladocious shoes. They fit so wonderfully (like a glove), so I took a stroll around the store in them and fell even more in love. Oh, the sugary sweet comfort of pure unadulterated luxury. Seriously, they were easily worth the $800 price tag based on comfort alone. Then, sadly, I had to slip them off and return them to their rightful place on the rack and put my poor little feet back into my $15 flats from Target. Now my feet are punishing me. Boo-hoo! Waaaaahhhh. Sob sob sob. Sniff sniff.

7 comments:

Kami said...

I love this post, soo funny (although I think you need more adjectives). Those shoes are darling. I love Palm Desert. Their farmers Market is so great.

ali said...

You're killing me. Can't stop laughing.

ash whiting said...

I am jealous...we went to Palm Springs every February growing up and I LOVE IT! It is one of my favorite places to relax. And those outlets just may be the BEST place to shop! Just be sure to stop by the Pee-Wee Herman dinasaurs on your way back from the outlets!

Sarah said...

THIS is so funny! But $800? Oh my god, those shoes were teasing you!
The $15 Target flats sounds like me too :)
Your holiday in Palm Springs looks amazing! And you still get time to blog? You're amazing too!

tiffany said...

"Expensive-alidocious." I think I want to have another child just to name it that. Classic.

Olivia said...

I really feel for you, Jamie. Life as a gorgeous globetrotter with refined tastes really takes its toll:)

lane said...

I'm with Olivia. I've seen your shoe collection. I think Grant's wallet might be crying more than your feet :)

I kid I kid. I've been the beneficiary of that closet more than once!