My Bob Is Back (Sung to the golden oldies tune 'My Boyfriends Back')

*forgive the fierce photo...I had to take it myself*

My bob is back and it's not givin' me trouble

(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)

See me comin' and you'll probably take a double

(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)

Some were spreadin' lies that it's not something I'd do
(hey-la-day-la my bob is back)
But look out now 'cuz I've got a new 'do
(Hey-la-day-la by bob is back)


Hey, 5 minutes of blow dryin'
That leaves me smilin' no more cryin'



It's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)
But now it's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)

I'm not sorry it was ever shorn
(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)
'Cuz it was such a pain and it was awful long
(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)


Hey! No straight or curling irons
Now, it's hair paste and quick stylin'



For 11 years I wore it so long
(Wah-oo0, wah-ooo)
Then, 27 inches! Chop, snip---gone!
(Wah-ooo, wait 'til you see)

My bob is back it's gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my bob is back)
I almost thought it took a permanent vacation
(But, hey-la-day-la my bob is back)



Yeah, my bob is back
(Lay-da-la my bob is back)
Look out now, yeah, my bob is back
(Lay-da-la my bob is back)

For months it has been comin'
(Lay-da-la my bob is back)
And the results are pretty stunnin'

(Lay-da-la my bob is back)

Allright now

(Lay-da-la, my bob is back)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Lay-da-la, my bob is back)

My bob is back now

(Lay-da-la, my bob is back)

Oh I love my new 'do

(Lay-da-la, my bob is back)

To it I'll always be true now...