Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Breakfast of Champions

More often than should be legally allowed, my morning meal consists of this:

Accompanied, naturally, by a can of this, which makes me feel better about the state of things because it's got some vitamins and nutrients and such:


But if I'm feeling extra dangerous, sometimes I just drink this, to ensure that I am positively receiving as little proper nourishment as possible:
I've consumed such copious amounts, that I am certain there has been no other constant in my life quite like these two. Therefore, I can conclusively determine that they are, indeed, the secrets to my success. Those and my big sunglasses, but I can't eat those. They just help me look good.
No need for applause or audible ooohs and aahhs. Not even monetary donations of extreme gratitude. Consider it my gift to you. This one's on the house.

9 comments:

Dansie Family said...

often my breakfast, lunch and dinner consist of variations of that meal. i just have to be sneaky about it because i wouldn't dream of letting the little ones eat anything like that. so, even thought i prepare the healthy stuff for them, i still succumb to the yummy stuff. it's good to know i am not the only one.

ali said...

Mmmm. Cake.

But I prefer the real stuff when it comes to soda. Coca Cola or bust! With a lime, please.

love.boxes said...

Yum... the breakfast of champions. My husband makes the best chocolate cake on the planet.. I swear. And, for some reason it takes even better for breakfast.

Lorilee said...

today for breakfast: brownies with chocolate frosting.
Now for lunch: Fresca (only because I don't have any Diet Coke). But I did take my vitamins :)

Olivia said...

I accidentally bought an entire box of those Hostess cupcakes (I just LIKE them for some reason, ok?) last week, so lately my breakfast has been a hostess cupcake and a swig of coke zero, usually I eat this right before or after I run a few miles... that's how I justify it.... Long live chocolate cake for breakfast!

Kami said...

I love the title "Breakfast of Champions". As a gracious reciever, I say "Thankyou"(plus vitamins of course).

tiff said...

I really think you need some fries and fry sauce to balance out your meal.

Jen said...

You are my kindred spirit.

lane said...

Do you really eat chocolate cake for breakfast? Where do you get the chocolate cake?

I guess what I'm really asking is, why not get a chocolate-chocolate donut from the Sev instead?