15 of your closest girlfriends. Go out on the town for some late night fun. End up at a dueling piano bar. Sing along out loud. Wear feather boas. Dance on the tables (and the dueling pianos). Boo those who dare to think you are obnoxious (they're just jealous of all the fun you're having). End the night chatting on a street corner, realizing it's been far too long since you had such good, clean, sober fun. You won't regret it. I guarantee it.
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And top it off with multiple troops of younger men hitting on your girls, despite the fact that half of the women are obviously pregnant.
Was fun, wasn't it?
oh, and leave the babies at home - because they'll get kicked out - because its a bar, after all.
wow, does sound like fun. I'm jealous.
So much fun. Call me next time (no, I probably won't come because I have TWO children, but still call me)!!!
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