Reason #49 a woman who is 6 months pregnant shouldn't wear orange to work:
Your so-called friend will exclaim "You look like the Great Pumpkin!" as you walk in the door.
Reason #50 a woman who is 6 months pregnant shouldn't wear orange to work:
Your so-called friend (who also happens to be a visual merchandiser) will get wise and magically turn you into an actual Great Pumpkin.
Here's an extreme close-up for anyone who cares:
