I Love You...I Think

Back to Life, Back to Reality

2011-02-07T18:47:00.011-05:00

I'm back to life, I'm back to reality. Where have I been the last 10ish months? Hard to say. Here, there, everywhere. Actually, not here. Definitely not here. But there and everywhere for certain.

It's embarrassing, really. I've got no excuses. Except I had a baby. And then I had the wind taken out of my sails. Then I had a husband who decided to go back to school. And I had to move. So I had to settle in. And then I had to enjoy a winer without snow. Wait a minute, did I catch a winer in there? I meant winter. Certainly not winer, and definitely not whiner. If you enjoy whiners let me know, cuz I've got a babbling girl I could certainly send your way for the winter.

Anyway, the point is I'm back. And I'm ready to party. Preferably in these:

But more than likely, I'll be wearing these:
It's just how I roll these days.

The New Me

2010-04-06T23:57:00.011-04:00

I used to be a (somewhat) chic lady

who wore designer clothing and heels every day

and a spritz of this

as I walked around effortlessly in my sunglasses and scarf

Now, most days

I wear a different version of the same non-dry-clean-only outfit

and smell like this

with a hint of spit up

and I feel like a donkey packhorse lugging all Baby Lu's gear around

But...

I still haven't entirely given up my heels

sometimes they're the thing that keep me going

but sometimes

I just give up and wear flats

Reason #2 I Haven't Been Blogging

2010-02-21T01:18:00.003-05:00

I feel like Cosmo Kramer.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld, where Kramer tries to replicate Da Vinci's sleep methods?

He sleeps for 20 minutes every 3 hours.

That was me for the the last 3.50 months.

Until 3 weeks ago.

Now, I'm a new woman.

Reason #1 I Haven't Been Blogging

2010-02-01T14:54:00.001-05:00

Lucienne Rose

aka Lu or Lulu

How can someone so

eensy beensy

teeny tiny

itty bitty

manage to consume so much of my time?

I'm a smitten (albeit tired) kitten.

How About Orange?

2009-08-05T22:34:00.007-04:00

Reason #49 a woman who is 6 months pregnant shouldn't wear orange to work:

Your so-called friend will exclaim "You look like the Great Pumpkin!" as you walk in the door.

Reason #50 a woman who is 6 months pregnant shouldn't wear orange to work:

Your so-called friend (who also happens to be a visual merchandiser) will get wise and magically turn you into an actual Great Pumpkin.

Here's an extreme close-up for anyone who cares:

Tickled Pink

2009-06-24T20:15:00.005-04:00

Lately I've been such a bump on a log. A bore and a snore. No fun. No energy. No blogging. No exercising. Definitely no swinging from the chandeliers. Or hula hooping. Mostly I've just been hanging out. Feeling sick. All the time. ALL THE TIME. Like I said...a bump on a log. Turns out I've got a bump of a different sort.

Yesterday G sent me a lovely arrangement of pink roses at work. I blushed. Whatta guy! I immediately called to say thank you for the beautiful bouquet. "They're not for you" was his solemn reply. Huh?!? What the?!? I sat in a confused state of silence. "They're for my little lady" he said. Ahhhhh.....yes, that's right. Of course they are.

Yesterday we also found out we're having a little girl this winter. In suddenly blurting this out, I realize I've neglected to even mention my pregnancy prior to this point. I've been keeping this little secret (mostly) to myself. But now it's out and about and been around the block.

So while I'm still wrapping my head around having a little baby, this little lady is slowly wrapping G around her itsy bitsy little finger (he must be really ticklish).

Leaky Faucet

2009-06-16T00:13:00.003-04:00

When the going gets tough, the tough get tape---lots of it. This is how we fix broken sinks at our house. Apparently this one is out of commission until December...but I'll see about that.

xoxo, I Love You

2009-06-07T14:40:00.004-04:00

Today it's blustery outside. Odd for the month of June. Feels more like winter than summer, and I'm actually pleased to spend the day inside. Something about days like this make me wish I had someone to write a love letter to with this charming ruby red rose-scented ink. There's something so enchanting in the idea of opening a hand-written note that is scented with ink. Something of a lost art.

I could write one to G, but he's so practical, he may think I'm a bit loopy for spending $30 on ink to write something down when I could have just told him to his face.

The Day I Died and Went to Heaven

2009-03-11T19:49:00.010-04:00

Was the same day I ate a roasted turkey leg with my bare hands (cuz I'll do anything to fit in),

Chugged 2 Red Bulls in under 5 minutes and then smashed them on my forehead (to show my fellow fans my extreme devotion),

Wore an Old Spice hat and was so serious about car racing I didn't even crack a smile (hey, if you think I'm stern, check out the dudes behind me...they were so intense they started to brawl), and then I cheered Tony Stewart and the #14 car on to NASCAR victory (almost...it was actually the #18 car that won).

Sheesh, it's good to be back. At least I hope to be back...for a while. And no, this post is not a joke. I'm for reals.

I Left My Heart (and my chocolate vowels) In Saint Remy

2008-09-28T19:36:00.002-04:00

I got these wonderful chocolates little chocolates from southern France.

I thought they were pretty neat cuz they had letters of the alphabet on them based on key ingredients. So I got to thinking of all the fun things I could do/words I could spell/jokes I could play with these little alphabetical wonders.

I guess I thought they were pretty tasty too. While thinking, I started nibbling, got a wee bit ahead of myself and accidentally ate every vowel in the box within minutes. Hugs and kisses was the only communication I could come up with. And for all you smarty pants out there...yes, the 'O's are really upside down 'D's. I ended up giving the sweet sentiment to my lover, G. But he didn't even like them. The chocolates that is.

CAUTION

2008-09-06T11:51:00.000-04:00

You've seen these before right? Big blower fans.

As the result of some water leakage problem, they've been blowing around my office all week long.

This is what the sign above them says:

This is what the sign above the fans should say:

Back In The Saddle

2008-08-11T22:55:00.003-04:00

Lately, I've had a hitch in my giddy-up. Please standby for the latest/greatest.

*hitch = turning 30*

Condo Update: Let There Be White

2008-07-06T20:44:00.005-04:00

White here, white there, white white white everywhere.
I'm sososo close to moving into my new digs, I can almost taste it. Tastes pretty good too. Everything is coming together quite nicely and I'm beyond thrilled with the results. Even this photo of my lovely light-filled white kitchen cabinets is quickly becoming outdated. Woohoo!

Hopefully, that will leave me with more time devoted to blogging. That would be nice.

xoxo, your shower drain

2008-06-25T23:02:00.005-04:00

I woke bleary-eyed one morning in Chongqing, China, and had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't still dreaming.

If this rosy shower drain could talk (or write a letter), here's what I think it might say:

Dear Shower Friend,

I am so small. Just big enough for love---that's all.
And maybe a bit of world peace.
Some water too.

xoxo,
Your Friendly Hotel Shower Drain

I Like China Because of Good Treats

2008-06-18T00:31:00.006-04:00

Ba da ba ba ba....

I loved it!

I Like China Because I'm An Economist

2008-06-11T11:27:00.000-04:00

Economists are all about charts, graphs, and efficiency. I didn't see many charts and graphs in China, but I did see efficiency.

Step 1: Arrive at airport, roughly 1 hour out of the city by car

Step 2: Buy ticket for sooper dooper fast magnetic train

Step 3: Board train, taking note of current time and speed

Step 4: Enjoy the ride, levitating your way into Shanghai

Step 5: As you begin to slow down, note current time and speed

Step 6: Exit train and enter Shanghai 7 minutes and 1 pleased economist later.

SATC

2008-06-10T09:44:00.000-04:00

Saw Sex and the City less than 24 hours after I touched down in the states (an offer of besties and clothing candy is just too good to refuse).
Love love loved it.

In love with these clothes:

Oh yes, and these blue Manolo's:

But not as much as I lalalaloved these words to Beethoven's Immortal Beloved:

Be calm, only by a calm consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.

ever thine
ever mine
ever ours

Gone Away

2008-05-15T18:16:00.004-04:00

If you think I don't blog enough as it is, things are only going to get worse I fear. For a little while longer. I'm getting on a plane to the far east, and I won't be back for a few weeks.

So, zai jian for now. You should see all the ugly shoes I bought for my journey. Hopefully the ones I come home with will be cuter.

Swamped

2008-05-13T10:47:00.003-04:00

Sheesh. Between heaps of work, a busy social agenda, out of town visitors, condo decisions, and prepping for a whirlwind trip, lately I've been feeling swamped.

With the itty bit of sleep I've been getting I probably look like the swamp woman too.

I Love You, Shoe

2008-05-02T10:45:00.004-04:00

Let's become best friends. If you promise to always look your best and show off my tootsies to the best of your ability, I promise to reserve you for special occasions and fancy parties, and provide you with a good home. Feel free to stop by my place sometime to chat about it. Preferably in a size 5 1/2. Maybe even a 6.

27 Inches and 6 Months Later

2008-04-30T10:09:00.005-04:00

Only miss the ponies.

Don't Forget

2008-04-29T10:26:00.004-04:00

If I had my own house with my own bathroom with my own mirror (which technically speaking, I do---I'm just not living there yet), I would have this taped to that bathroom mirror. As a daily reminder. Kind of like a different way of saying "Don't forget to stop and smell the roses." It's the words I like. But the photo is pretty sweet too.

David

2008-04-25T11:50:00.002-04:00

Went to Target yesterday.

Smelled this.

Kinda liked it...for dudes, obviously.

I'm only a teensy bit ashamed.

I like the Beckhams.

Details

2008-04-22T09:51:00.004-04:00

of a favored spring jacket.

peter pan collar

silk polka dot lining

lightweight knit

ric-rac lace trim

flap front pockets

bracelet sleeve

big buttons

tailored

Seeing Stripes

2008-04-17T11:02:00.005-04:00

I've got my zebra print cardigan on today. It's still one of my most favorite purchases/successful experiments. While I think that my plain black reeeally reeeally big black sunglasses go best with it, I can't help but covet these zebra print sunglasses. They would complement a plain black cardi quite nicely, no? They'd also be a great addition to my ever-growing collection of ridiculously large sunglasses.

So So Good

2008-04-15T10:21:00.009-04:00

This new flavor is so so so so delicious and makes me so so so so happy.

But the addition of these nearly blew my boots to outer space. I can't find them in my local grocer mart, so I'm thinking of buying them online in bulk.

Thoughts On A Sunny Day

2008-04-14T10:59:00.002-04:00

jacket

sunglasses

first flip flops this year

top down
music up
first breeze thru my hair this year

smiles
laughter
first glimpse of sunny days this year

Yesterday

2008-04-11T10:05:00.008-04:00

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

I love sugar, yes, I do
I love sugar,
how 'bout you?

Obviously, I'm one of those people who likes to bake her cake, and eat it too.

Blueberry

2008-04-10T10:19:00.009-04:00

I'm not quite sure why, but the first thought that popped into my head---literally at 5:30 a.m.---this morning was Violet Beauregarde. All morning long I've been thinking of her.

Maybe it's because of the 3 course meal chewing gum she eats at Willy Wonka's Candy Company (I'm still waiting for that to come to my local candy store). Or maybe it's because I was craving blueberries.

I've been on a serious sugar high this week.

Got The Giggles

2008-04-09T10:56:00.004-04:00

I'm reeeeeally reeeeeally into home decor lately (for obvious reasons). I came across this Moustache Self Portrait Mirror and got a serious case of the giggles. I want it sosososo bad.

Condo Update: White Out

2008-04-08T10:21:00.007-04:00

Friends tell me that my whole place is going to be white. As I looked at all my samples last night, I realized they might be right. I've got white tile for my backsplash and bathroom floors, white cabinets, white walls, white doors, white shower walls, white tubs, white-ish countertops, white lights, white sinks, and white trim.

I can't help it. When we walk into a showroom, I'm like a moth to the flame.

White is fresh. White is clean. White is classic.

And it goes with anything.

Max Time

2008-04-03T12:46:00.005-04:00

I'm headed back east to Boston for the weekend, to spend some time with this guy. I like to get maximum Max time, so I won't be around 'til next week.

Have a great weekend!

Genius Hard At Work

2008-04-01T10:37:00.008-04:00

These little lovelies

plus this wonderful contraption

equal heaven:

This is not an April Fools joke. I'm dead serious.

Condo Update: Rubbish

2008-03-30T23:17:00.007-04:00

I've realized a few things in the past week:

1. Reuniting with old friends from a joyous period in your life involves lots of good times, lots of good food, lots of laughter and smiles, and very very little sleep.

2. I'm sick of being sick. Over the last week I've experienced nausea, night sweats, arthritic achiness, mind-numbing headaches, stuffy nose, fever, sore throat, cough, and now I have no voice. Calgon take me away.

3. You reach a certain point in some life situations where you just say, "I don't care how much it costs or what my other options are, I just want to pay for it and get it done." I've reached that point with the plumbing fixtures and hardware decisions on my condo.

4. Heaven bless the men who have turned my house from this:

and this:

into this:

and this:

Because I really really don't like doing this kind of stuff, not to mention it would take me at least 3 months to do what my contractor and his crew can do in roughly 3 hours.

Let's Clear the Air, Shall We?

2008-03-21T10:11:00.010-04:00

It has been suggested in a comment on this post that I plagiarized/copied the idea for my bad news letter to Old Man Winter from a Canadian journalist who wrote a letter to Mother Nature. If I may, let me take a few moments to state the facts.

Fact: I've never seen or heard of this Canadian publication/website/article/journalist until today.

Fact: As one who takes pride in her own creativity, I am a little hurt at the mere suggestion that I would take the ideas of another.

Fact: If I stole any hint of an idea whatsoever in this post, then I stole it from my brother-in-law, C2000. He regularly gives verbal bad news letters to people, that go a little something like this: "Dear Soandso, BAD NEWS: you ___________. Sincerely, C2000." So let me give credit where credit is due---C2000, thank you for introducing me to bad news letters. But really, didn't you learn that in your business writing class at the university? So maybe I should find your professor and ask him/her if it's ok for me to write bad news letters to people.

Fact: I would never call Mother Nature a b****, slut, or make other degrading remarks (as the article does). It's common knowledge that is no way to treat a lady.

Whew, I feel better now. With that said, I wish you all a lovely weekend. I'm taking a break and heading to southern California for a few days to reunite with old friends. Happy Easter!

Dear Winter (aka, A Bad News Letter)

2008-03-20T10:20:00.007-04:00

Old Man Winter,

Bad news: You've grown old.

Your cold and gray skies springing a sneak attack and pushing out the last ray of sunshine on an otherwise pleasant day are so tiresome. They don't even surprise me anymore.

Your weekly dusting of snow on the mountaintops is no longer beautiful, nor easy on the eyes. It's just annoying and quite frankly, a bit rude.

The rain mixed with sleet mixed with snow is so last year.

Sub-zero temperatures for the better part of 6 months?!? Puh-leeze. Surely you can do better than that.

And the torrential winds that precede your storms are soooo played out. Can't you come up with a new gig?

Maybe you need to take some time for yourself. Just pack up, think through some things, regroup, formulate a new plan of attack, and come back better than ever...say next winter.

xoxo,

P.S. More Bad News: I heard that Spring is on it's way. We all know how tempermental she is, what with her April showers and May flowers. She is not to be toyed with. I'd hurry on up and get outta here if I were you.

Obsessed/Addicted/Consumed

2008-03-19T10:11:00.004-04:00

Three weeks ago, my sister finally got me to sit down and watch one episode with her. Since then, I've spent roughly 13 hours watching every single episode. And that doesn't even include the time I spent finding and downloading them. So I've probably spent more like 1500 minutes (about 25 hours) in total. Well worth every single second (about 90,000).

Now I'm counting down the days (33), hours (10), minutes (26) until a new episode.

Just When I Felt Recharged, They Had To Yank The Plug

2008-03-18T10:34:00.010-04:00

Last week, I:

*watched my sheet of notepad paper skip across the sand.

*enjoyed the company of myself so much, I didn't care that no one else was around.

*made computer friends. who speak my acronymic language. that made me happy. and slightly more geeky.

*walked barefoot in the ocean at midnite, with my trousers rolled up.

*let my skin soak in the humidity (and not the sun). oh, humidity, how I love thee.

*sat in classes all day. and learned. and kind of wished I were a student again.

*sat in a cabana. closed my eyes. listened to the waves crashing on the shore

*let the Florida sunshine recharge my soul.

*came home to 6 inches of snow and a blustery gray wind.

A Few Thoughts Until I Catch Up...Then I'll Share How Awesome Florida Was And How Crappy It Is Being Back

2008-03-17T07:27:00.003-04:00

Ok, a few things. First, I lalalalove this picture. Second, I totally wanna be this girl. Third, it's almost enough to make me wanna grow my hair out (again). Fourth, or purchase a suh-weet wig (and hat). Fifth, I loved catching up on The Shiny Squirrel last week, where I found the photo. Sixth, I'd like to be her too.

Over + Out

2008-03-09T22:30:00.003-04:00

I've shaped up and shipped out to sunny Florida for the week. The only drawback is that it's for business, not pleasure. Time permitting, I'll be around.

xoxo.

In + Out

2008-03-06T10:22:00.006-05:00

This door mat is just the perfect thing for indecisive/commitment-phobic people like me. Place it one way and it says "Go Away", turn that frown upside down and it displays an inviting "Come In." Simple, expressive, and versatile. Depending on how your day goes you could pull a switcharoo.

It kind of reminds me of our family cabin. Where most would post a wrought iron "welcome" sign, my dad proudly hung a barbed wire "go away" sign.

Cousin Lit

2008-03-04T06:50:00.000-05:00

Been looking at lots of lighting solutions for the condo. This one makes me confused. I'm not sure if this light makes me want to invite it in for dinner and a movie, or slap it and tell it go run home to its mother.

The Answer Is...

2008-03-03T07:14:00.003-05:00

Lalalalove this fashionable statement from Viktor & Rolf for their fall 2008 show in Paris.

I can think of at least a few days when I wouldn't mind wearing this, just so people got the message loud and clear: don't even bother asking.

Lalalalove: Rrribit

2008-02-29T10:20:00.004-05:00

In honor of leap year, I thought I'd post something about a frog.

I lalalalove this little frog prince. So much that I gave it to my husband for part of his wedding gift. I thought I was so clever, giving him a spot to hang his ring every night, before falling asleep with visions of me in his head. Problem is, he hasn't worn a wedding ring since our wedding day.

But that's another story for another time. To answer your immediate questions though...No, it does not bother me. Yes, it is a long story. Yes, we are still truly madly deeply. Yes, it is partially my fault.

Dot Dot Dot

2008-02-28T09:52:00.004-05:00

This cute little cosmetic pouch is on sooper dooper sale right now. And it matches the inner lining of the radical badical coat I recently purchased for more than I should have. If it were a clutch, I'd buy it in a NY minute.

Chick It Out

2008-02-27T09:58:00.005-05:00

With Easter less than a month away (which, BTW, I find to be totally unfair---who wants to hunt for eggs outside in mushy grass March??? Or wear a cute pastel dress, for that matter???) I figured I may as well start poking my nose around for decorations and brunch and whatnot.

These chick feet wire egg cups have been giving me the giggles all week long. I don't even necessarily love eggs prepared in this fashion, but I'm half tempted to make them for displaying purposes.

Condo Phase I: Demolition

2008-02-26T07:41:00.002-05:00

We bought a cute little condo nestled on the hillside with expansive views, HOA's, and friendly neighbors. It's brand new 1985. Literally. It's got bright white carpet that has never seen the sole of a shoe in its 25 year lifetime. And a dishwasher that's never seen a dish.

We'll be making some minor modifications before we move in. I'm thinking about buying this pink ladies tool kit to make it official. And to match my tiara and heels.

Seeing Red

2008-02-25T10:06:00.010-05:00

Some thoughts on the Oscars.

First, red. Red here, red, there, red red red everywhere. 2 straps, one-strapped, no straps, feathered, fluttery, fitted, simply stunning scarlet. Red was the color of the night. I wonder if those who didn't wear red felt left out. Like they didn't get the memo.

Second, movies. I liked the bit of all the past winners throughout the show. Especially the past winners for Best Picture. I'd like to make it a goal to watch all 80 by next years show. I'll keep you updated.

Third, lalalalove. Sososo in lalalalove with Marketa Irglova and Glen Hansard. Plus their smiling song, second speech and little movie---scratch that, little art, Once.

8 Is Great

2008-02-21T00:02:00.001-05:00

Nicole tagged me a bit ago. I've been trying to conjure up 8 really radical splendiferous things about myself that would wow and bowl people over from sheer shock and awe. Turns out, I'm not that exciting. So here are 8 tried and true things about me right now.

1. One of my all time favorite movies lines is Cher from Clueless: "...and in closing, may I remind you that it does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

2. Next to my dog, my big sunglasses and lipgloss are my best friends.

3. I'm growing increasingly frustrated that I can't get my hair to blow out the same way my hair stylist does. I'm contemplating having him do it for me once a week. If he wasn't an hour away, I'd for sure do it. Hey, old ladies do it...why can't I?

4. I'm desperately seeking denim. Denim like the jean. I just don't know what designer to try this time. I feel like everything is so played out. Any suggestions? Nothing too wild and crazy, something more classic (yet still stylish) that fits petite peeps like me.

5. I want the new Blackberry Curve so bad it hurts. I may give up my baby toe for it.

6. I'm scared to death of skin cancer. Now I instant/spray tan and wear 70 SPF every day.

7. It's been such a cold winter, I've started wearing my Uggs outside. I can tell they're now showing signs of wear. I'm really worried about it.

8. Sometimes I clean the house in a tiara and heels. While I'm wearing a wifebeater and short shorts. It helps me feel less gross about the yuck-yuck-yuckity-mcyuckerness of cleaning.

Holiday Hangover

2008-02-15T10:22:00.004-05:00

I'm punch drunk on love, chocolate, and flowers.

But Laura Crow's essay on Valentine's Day gave me a whole new perspective.
I'm not gonna enjoy my 2 dozen roses any less, but it sure did make me think.

*image via laura crow too (the story totally made sense of why she has so many amazing images of flowers)*

Loveseat

2008-02-14T11:22:00.005-05:00

The name says it all. You know what to do with it. Today is your day. Cuddle up, curl up, snuggle up with a good movie, a good book, or a good looker.

xoxo.

Red Velvet

2008-02-13T10:56:00.003-05:00

If ever there was an appropriate time to make red velvet cake. Theme-colored and sinfully delicious, this cake is seductively screaming (not sure how that happens) to be the sweets for your sweet this Valentines Day.

*Just make sure you use a recipe with the right frosting. None of this buttercream or cream cheese frosting nonsense.*

3 Easy Steps To Get On My Good Side

2008-02-11T08:42:00.000-05:00

Step 1: Leave on a jet plane, late at night from Manhattan, bound for SLC. Tuck a 25 lb. bag of the best cookies ever 'neath your arm:

Step 2: Arrive to SLC in the wee hours of the morn. Leave this on my bathroom counter:

Step 3: Share them with me for breakfast every day for a week, until they're gone. When all hope is lost and the last nibble enjoyed, find the last precious one, and surprise me all over again:

Special thanks to my bro-in-law, B., who shares my eating habits and is therefore officially on my good side.

Resolved

2008-02-04T18:59:00.000-05:00

It's already February. I haven't even thought about making my own New Years Resolutions. Naturally, I looked to my trusty blogroll for a little inspiration. Found some great motivators/ideas to bag, borrow, and steal:

Ali's create more and try new things
Marta's creatively penned ideas (an oldy, but a goody)
Lane's new direction
Lori's mid-year reminder to listen, learn, labor, and love
Angies desire to stand a little taller
YHO's higher education
100 Percent Cottam's well-rounded resolutions
Would Be Writers Guild's bravery/occasional wussiness
Caroline's organization
Unruly Thing's deadline, among other things
Favourito's golden ticket
Olivia's autographed photo of Scott Baio
A Little Sussy's great find to get you thinking, an inspirational one upper

For now, the one thing I can add to this list is that I'd like to start dressing a little more my age. With the hope that it will eventually encourage me to start acting more my age too. Right now, it's a longshot.

Warm Thoughts

2008-01-31T23:29:00.000-05:00

It's only the end of January. Yesterday, my friend said "Don't you wish it was summer right now...like the middle of June?" The weather is so miserably cold and smug, that in my extreme desperation I replied, "Right now, I'd settle for April." You know it's bad when you'll settle for moderate average temps instead of warm fuzzy ones.

If it can't be April, I might as well pretend. To get in the spirit of April-ness, I purchased 2 springtime jackets this week. At a discount no less. What the? Who the? How the? Apparently online retailers are as desperate for sunnier days as I am.

Dumped (aka, Last Week We Got 24" of Snow in 24 Hours)

2008-01-29T00:14:00.001-05:00

I spy with my little eye,

A Mini so very buried--poor little guy.

My husband saw his lil' car and he almost started to cry.

The weatherman says more is on the way--sigh.

With a winter like this, we're just hoping to get by.

*according to the weather report, we've only just begun*

xoxo

2008-01-28T11:23:00.000-05:00

I'll miss this man, his contagious smile, witty humor, wisdom beyond years, and the cane he waved about.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all leave this world knowing we made it a better place.

Well done Gordon B.

Experiment

2008-01-24T07:25:00.000-05:00

I'm a pretty petite person. By that, I mean sometimes I purchase childrens clothing from retailers simply because it is the exact same as the adult line and it costs less. I decided to try out Crewcuts by J.Crew. I could only find it online in my neck of the woods, so I purchased a zebra-stripe cardigan. In size XXL, which JCrew says is supposed to fit a 10-year old.

Result: It totally fits me.
Which can only mean one of three things: 1) I am incredibly small, or 2) JCrew's sizes are incredibly large, or 3) 10-year olds just ain't what they used to be.

This Is Why I Can Never Be BFF With Apple (Yet Continue To Buy Their Products)

2008-01-23T10:42:00.000-05:00

Those folks over there at Apple just don't get it. And even if they do, I still think they're jerks. I've had the old school iPod Mini since its inception. A cute little pastel pink one that has been hanging on for dear life for the last 9 months. It works some of the time, but not most of the time, and I just can't bear to let it go. Why, you ask? Because the Nano doesn't come in pink. So I've been holding out.

Until Christmas, when G. bought me a new one. Being the loving and wise husband he is, he bought me the next best thing to pink, which is, naturally, red.

But, looksey whoosey popped into my inbox this morning. Just in time for Valentines Day. Blast it all to the moon! I swear this love/hate relationship I have with Apple will be the death of me.

Breakfast At My Place...Or Yours

2008-01-22T07:30:00.000-05:00

Does this bathtub sofa look familiar? It's said to be a modern twist on the pink and purple one Audrey made famous in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Now, all you need is that sweet eyeshade, a guitar, a tiara, and a silly cat to re-enact the whole shabang! Killer looks wouldn't hurt either.

LalalaLOVE LalalaLIVE

2008-01-21T11:08:00.000-05:00

This is the living room of my dreams. It's the Paris apartment of Cordelia de Castellane (who also happens to have the legs of my dreams). I once heard it perfectly described as a "colorful and modern mix of luxury and frivolity that definitely doesn't take itself too seriously." I think I once heard someone describe me that way too. Now, if only I could get those LOVEly pillows in that lovely room to say "lalalaLOVE".

When Fashion Must Be Sacrificed For Function: The Goose

2008-01-17T10:14:00.000-05:00

This is the warmest coat on the planet. I've tried it. I've tested it. So have my NY pals. So have Arctic researchers. It is the truth.

It's 6 degrees here right now. It feels like the coldest place on the planet.

I wish I wore the Goose.

*update:* inchworm version here

Why I Have Reason To Believe There's Hope For Me Having A Career In Product Design

2008-01-16T07:21:00.000-05:00

Pisellino, the mischievous cotton swabs holder puts a smile on my face.

Mr. Suicide, the depressed and drowning bathtub plug and float gives me the giggles.

Rondo, the spewing toothpaste tube cap makes me laugh my head off.

P.S. I have no current ambitions to delve into product design. But if I did...

Dainty Desserts

2008-01-15T07:25:00.000-05:00

This ice cream scoop and stack is very clever and perfect for making delectable desserts with discs of ice cream that look gorgeous. They would also make it sooper dooper easy to freeze ice cream ahead of time for a dinner party. Plus, they come in fun colors.

Confessions of a Weekly Hair Washer

2008-01-14T07:23:00.000-05:00

My stylist once told me this: "Long hair is big and gorgeous and sexy. Short hair is sassy and stylish and fashion forward." After that I chopped all my hair off. Like a ton of it. I went from hair grazing my bum to hair barely covering my ears. Woah. I felt naked.

That was 3ish months ago. Since then, I've changed. In my long-haired life I washed my hair once a week (if that). The shower cap was my best friend. Now, I wash every other day and (gasp!) sometimes daily.

I never knew/remembered how washing my hair frequently could feel so good. I'd forgotten what consistently clean hair feels like. Yes, in my former life I was that gross (though I cross my heart and hope to die, you'd never know it). Sometimes my husband would finally say to me "You're not getting in this bed tonight unless your hair is clean." Ugh.

I feel like a changed woman. Semi-daily hair washing has changed my life. Indeed, I feel sassier, stylisher, and fashion forwarder. But I also feel cleaner. Funny how that happens.

2008-01-14T06:09:00.000-05:00

Macarons were Sophia Coppola's inspiration for the color palette in Marie Antoinette.

So pretty. So petite. So perfect. Lalalalove it.

To House Or Not To House? That Is The Question.

2008-01-08T10:27:00.000-05:00

We're still looking for some permanent digs here in our new locale. It's been a struggle to find something we both like/agree on. Five months and a few hundred home tours later, we're finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.

We've come to the decision that it is quite likely we do not want a house. We are condo dwellers. It was a hard fought battle. Here's how it all played out:

Me: I don't do boy jobs, i.e. mow, snowblow, rake, take garbage out, shovel, and the like.

G: I don't really do them either.

Condo:1 point.

House: 0 points.

Me: Why do said jobs when I can pay a reasonable monthly fee for someone else to do them?

G: I've built a financial model that shows the benefit of the fee as it offsets the cost of purchasing equipment to do said laborious jobs.

Me: Life is too short to snowblow.

Condo: 2 big ones

House: nada.

Me: Trash shoot.

G: 'Nuff said.

Condo: 3 ways to melt my heart

House: starting to look unappealing.

Me: I want a pool!!!

G: I want a hot tub, heated garage, gym, and clubhouse.

Condo: 4 dancing panda bears tossing rose petals for excess

House: nearing extinction.

Me: It's no NYC pad with a sweet view and wacko neighbors, but it'll do.

G: Synthetic city living. I like the idea.

Condo: 5 "you had me at HOA's"

House: 6 feet under.

Enchanting

2008-01-07T23:16:00.000-05:00

Peachy, puffy, poofy, and perfectly over the top. What's not to like?

Plus, it's filmed in my old 'hood. Woot! Woot!

Pancakes

2008-01-06T15:25:00.000-05:00

The Animal In You. My actress friend brought this book over. She uses it to determine personalities/habits/social interaction/general make-ups of characters she is studying. We used it for a late night of fun fun fun.

Take a short quiz. Use the answers to determine who the animal(s) in you are. The key to getting a (relatively) accurate result is to be totally honest with your answers. Don't be hard on yourself. And think of yourself in the most genuine terms. I turned out to be a cottontail/otter/sea lion. I reminded myself of The O.C. (my favorite TV show, may it RIP).

Cottontail: Summer had a pet bunny rabbit named Pancakes.

Otter: Seth Cohens spiritual animal was the otter.

Sea Lion: Signature animal of SoCal.

The bad news is my beloved turned out to be part wolf. Whimper whimper whimper said the cottontail.

Take the quiz here. Strange, as I used the same answers but got different results online. But still, which animal(s) are you?

The Song for the 3 a.m. Sled

2008-01-03T20:44:00.000-05:00

Sheesh! I've been gone for a long time. Or so it seems to me. I didn't mean to do it. Its just that I was having too much fun...dashing thru the snow, on my no horse open sled. Down the hill we'd go, laughing all the waaay. Don't even have to walk, 'cuz 'mobiles give us rides, what fun it was to ride and laugh and sled all thru the night. Oh, sleddings great! Sleddings fun! Sledding all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on my no horse open sleigh!

I just lalalalove it when I break into song.

And yes, in our family, we take sledding seriously. I've got the bruised tailbone, fat lip, and hoarse voice to prove it.

Survey Says

2007-12-27T01:08:00.000-05:00

So EFFING good.

Had Red Mango for the first time tonight.

I may have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner tomorrow.

And every other day of my life.

I've had more than my fair share of the new wave fro yos.

Red Mango takes the cake.

30 Ideas For December: Put Christ In Christmas

2007-12-24T07:30:00.000-05:00

During the hustle and bustle of the Christmas season, find time to tune your heart. And your mind. Read the Christmas story in the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Center yourself.

It's been a difficult Christmas this year. My fizz has fazzled. Other things seem far more important at the moment than Christmas. But when I take a step back and remember the true reason for celebration, my heart swells. I have renewed hope. I'm so so grateful for the birth of Christ. For all he did for us. No matter how buzz-buzz-busy you get this holiday season, don't forget to put some Christ into your Christmas.

30 Ideas For December: Kick Back and Relax

2007-12-23T23:24:00.000-05:00

The shopping is done. The presents are wrapped. Grab some Chinese take out, kick your dogs up, and watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time. With some one-liners that'll knock your socks off. Plus, it's got that gorgeous leg lamp.

30 Ideas For December: Stay Sweet

2007-12-21T10:55:00.001-05:00

Oh the weather outside is frightful,

Stay inside---make minty 'mallows!

The recipe is simple and easy, so

let it snow let it snow let it snow!

Sister and I made these and ate a whole whole whole bunch. Then we put some in our cocoa and drank them in all their ooegy gooey glory. Mmmmmm. Yummy to my tummy.

For recipe and more on these delicious mallows get thee over to Your Heart Out.

30 Ideas For December: Bundle Up & Stay Warm

2007-12-19T10:02:00.001-05:00

With snowstorms in the forecast, there's no excuse for staying inside. Get out and enjoy the winter wonderland. Sledding. Snowmobiling. Skating. Skiing. Snowshoeing. Snowman building. Head for the hills (or your local school yard) and take advantage of a white Christmas season.

Plitter Please

2007-12-18T06:25:00.000-05:00

If wishes were kisses...

All I really want for Christmas is a ray or two of warm Arizona sunshine.

Both literally and figuratively.

30 Ideas For December: Lend A Hand

2007-12-18T06:14:00.000-05:00

Think of others. Think a little more. Then do something. Lend a hand. Buy a gift. Donate. Spare some change for your local bellringer. Help out. Be someones Santa. Let them know you care. Sorry for the cheesepuff photo, but it expresses things so well. In serving others, we often find ourselves.

30 Ideas For December: Don't Lose Hope

2007-12-17T07:49:00.000-05:00

Right now my Christmas spirit is dwindling. Especially since recent events have threatened to snow on my collective Christmas parade. So suddenly Christmas doesn't seem like the most important thing anymore. But I'm determined to get through Christmas with cheer in my heart and a smile on my face. And so should you.

If you don't feel like Christmas, you can at least make it smell like Christmas. Which will make it seem like Christmas. And you'll (er...I) will be back in the swing of things in no time flat. Warm and delightful smelling things are a surefire way to warm the heart and the home. Tiffany's Wondiferous Smelly Stuff could be just the cure for what ails you (er...me). It is simple and spice-like and sure to bring the sensation of Christmas bursting into your home. And smack anyone else who enters it in the face with a powerful dose of Christmas cheer.

Plus, Tiffany says it makes a great neighbor gift too. Great idea, as most of us start thinking of these sorts of things right about now.

30 Ideas for December: Spice Things Up

2007-12-13T22:24:00.000-05:00

Make a gingerbread house. If you're feeling ambitious (or lonely) make a whole flippin' neighborhood. We recently went to a gingerbread house-making party, and it was loads and loads of fun. Especially when we could use those pre-made kits that keep popping up these days (ours were from Costco). They smell good (but don't necessarily taste as good as they smell), and come with all the fixin's you could possibly imagine. Great great idea. A Holiday tradition made simple. Love it.

30 Ideas For December: Think Of Others

2007-12-12T23:53:00.001-05:00

Head to the Sevey, buy all your friends a bevy

The cocoa station is delicious, though not necessarily nutritious

But it warms the soul, and that is the goal

Now remember there is nothing to fear

For you can easily spread some good Christmas cheer.

Stuff The Socks: Sweet Treats

2007-12-12T22:02:00.000-05:00

In lalalalove with the packaging for these Juicy Couture boy shorts. How fun is it to get a beautiful treat in your stocking that looks tasty yet doesn't pack on the calories. Talk about guilt-free goods. I must be in heaven.

30 Ideas For December: Get Some Culture

2007-12-10T07:53:00.000-05:00

Make a kissing ball with fresh mistletoe. Then make like the French and kiss your lover underneath it. Like you mean it. Every single day. Encourage others to do the same. Mwah! Mwah! Double Mwah!

You can always go with hanging a simple sprig of fresh mistletoe and getting your groove on that way. But I find the kissing ball to be much more charming and romantical. Plus it smells sooooo much better. Marthas how-to is here.

30 Ideas For December: Keep It Classic

2007-12-06T23:57:00.001-05:00

For idea 8, I encourage you to watch a Christmas movie every night this weekend. Curl up with a blankie, and start with It's a Wonderful Life. Move on to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Finish things off with How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Or make it a marathon with cookies and cocoa for all!

By the way, I always find this to be a good time to write out all my Christmas cards and send them on their way. Nothing passes the time better than a classic film.

30 Ideas For December: Add Some Sparkle

2007-12-05T08:01:00.000-05:00

Get Glitterati. The ultimate holiday candy. Idea number 7 is delicate, delicious, dazzling. Sittin' pretty in a dish on the table, don't be surprised if they're mistaken for gems and jewels.

Miss (er, Mrs.) Brown

2007-12-05T07:59:00.000-05:00

The one, the only, uptown Katie Brown has made her way onto the pages of this months Real Simple magazine. I'd like to say a few things about this fun and fabulous friend. But I think sister does a better job of it here. Take a lookey if it tickles your fancy.

30 Ideas For December: Lighten Up

2007-12-04T07:19:00.000-05:00

Idea number 6 is a favor you can do for yourself. Buy an Aunt Sadie's candle. The Tree-In-A-Can is TDF (to die for), though I really don't think you can go wrong with any of them. Burn it every single night for at least an hour. Your nose will thank you.

*I know they have them at Anthropologie this time of year. Usually a few local boutiques sell them too. I'll keep my eyes peeled while I'm out and about.*

Stuff the Socks: Scarves

2007-12-03T07:55:00.000-05:00

I'm such a sucker for a lovely and inexpensive scarf. I hoard them. Scarves make good sense for gift giving because they are practical, yet whimsical and pretty to look at. Paired with gloves or a hat, they make great gifts. Better yet, on their own they are the best stocking stuffers.

All from F21.

30 Ideas For December: Make A Friend

2007-12-03T07:49:00.000-05:00

I think Mastercard (click on the 'carrots' commercial) expresses idea number 5 best:

"Carrots, raisins, charcoal, and hot cocoa: $16"

"Having the best snowman on the block: Priceless"

There's plenty of snow out. Go big or go home.

30 Ideas For December: Shop 'Til You Drop

2007-11-30T13:07:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I know what you're thinking right now. Idea number 4 isn't my best idea ever. Trust me, you'll thank me for it later. The best favor you can do yourself this weekend is to get ALL your shopping done. If that seems like too much, at least get the gifts done. Stocking stuffers are easier to buy in a crunch. If you're stumped for ideas, head on over to YHO, where this week (and next, I think) are gift guide week. I've used a few of their ideas already. Which brings me to my next point. I much prefer online shopping this time of year. Every other month of year I'm drawn to the stores like a moth to the flame. But I despise it during December. I'd much rather do my shopping from the comfort of my own home.

Nothing feels better than being able to (kind of) relax and enjoy the rest of the holiday season with the stress of shopping gone. So no matter which way you go, just get it done. Really, I guess the idea here is to relax after this weekend. Or stress out about all the other things you don't have done. Pick your poison.

30 Ideas For December: Love Actually

2007-11-29T10:29:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm giving you a head start on idea number 3. Cancel all weekend plans (or make some), and watch Love Actually. Watch it with friends, watch it with your lover, watch it with besties, watch it by yourself. All are acceptable options. This is my favorite Christmas movie. I like to call it a Christmas kick-off film, as it takes place 5 weeks before Christmas and builds up to the big day. Plus, I love airports just as much as they (the filmakers) do. When you work(ed) for an airline, you're bound to end up in them from time to time.

P.S. It's on sale at Target for $7.50. Hip hip...

30 Ideas For December: Snow Angels

2007-11-28T13:03:00.000-05:00

Idea number 2 is a no-brainer (if you live in the Great Basin area). With 12 hours of straight snowfall (hurrah!), there's really only one sensible thing to do: cover your lawn in snow angels. Bundle up, grab your kiddos (or not, if you're like me), and make your front lawn a beautiful display of snow angels. Sometimes it feels so good to just lie there in the snow, letting the snowflakes tickle your tongue.

Then run inside, grab a cup of 'cho and admire your artwork from the front window.

Reason #22 I Miss Manhattan: Cucch

2007-11-28T09:35:00.000-05:00

In Manhattan, we have a friend named Cucch. That's not his real name, just what everyone calls him. He's a big-talking, wise-cracking, hard-working Italian from Boston with a thick accent. And one of our dear friends. He always has a good story to tell, and his most recent email was no exception.

He sent a recent news article about his uncle, The Cheeseman, who owns a cheese shop, and is also the supposed mob boss of Boston. People who know people like this are priceless. Not something you see everyday. Unless you live in New York City. Where things like this are pretty normal. Virtually everyone is a transplant from somewhere, which makes for great storytelling. Love that about the city. Take a few million people from all over, pile them on top of each other on a tiny island, shake it all up, and you'll end up with some of the most amazing life stories you've ever heard.

I Want Candy

2007-11-27T11:44:00.001-05:00

I know everyone has seen this like 1,000 times. If you haven't, shame on you! But all I want for Christmas is one day just like this. Creampuffs, 'oohs and ahhhs', flowing champagne, billows of beautiful fabric, a rainbow of fruit-flavored shoes, card games, a tailor to cater to my every clothing need, dogs with diamond necklaces frolicking about, besties who giggle, and a hairdresser who makes housecalls and tells me I'm 'ravishing'. Pretty please.

30 Ideas For December: Fantasy Tree

2007-11-27T10:42:00.000-05:00

So what if it's not December yet? I've got ideas ready to spew forth and they don't want to be held back for a measly 3 days. Besides, these ideas are for December. And I like to have a bit of notice for most things, as I rarely read them on someones blablablablog and then immediately take action. Sometimes I like to prepare. Or let them stew.

Idea number 1 for December is (babaddahbaaa) the fantasy tree. This, of course, implies that you have already trimmed your tree and decked your halls with boughs of holly falalalala, lalalala. If not, then snap to it already! We've only got like 4 more weeks. Hurryhurryhurry fastfastfast.

This idea is all about tradition. When we were kids, my mom let us have our own tree (bless her heart). We always had at least 2 trees, and oftentimes more. Like the time when my sister and I begged and pleaded with our parents to let us have a Christmas tree in our bedroom and surprise! they obliged. Sadly, our clever plan to lure Santa into our room was foiled when he and his eight reindeer did not make a visit to our bedroom tree on Christmas Eve. But that is a left turn I did not mean to take. Let's get back on track. We always had at least 2 trees, and oftentimes more. There was the adult tree, laden with gilded ornaments and perfectly placed lights. Beautiful and show-stopping. Then there was the kids tree, with rainbow lights strewn haphazardly about, and more than its fair share of tuna fish tin can ornaments bowing its branches.

I like to continue that tradition today. With myself. I have no children. I have no need for 2 trees. But what I do have a need for is artistic expression (though I'm no artist to be sure). I've got a strange dichotomous relationship with myself. One part of me wants to be timeless and classic. Hence, one tree for the sensible and subdued ornaments I have. This one will last me years and years and I will always think it to be beautimous. Another part of me wants to be chic and unforgettable. Hence, one tree for pure fantasy. Whatever tickles your fancy this year. Or perhaps a few years. Something fun, unexpected, outrageous, that makes people stop and stare--not sure whether to laugh, cry, or truly appreciate. I believe Blueprint magazine hit the nail on the head with their cover this year. It is the perfect interpretation of what a fantasy tree should be. Yeah, I like pink trees, so what?

So put on your thinking caps, or fly by the seat of your pants. Go buy a crappy little tree and some oddball ornaments (think disco balls, or pink flamingos, or tons of tinsel) and decorate to your hearts delight.

30 Ideas For December: For Starters

2007-11-26T15:26:00.000-05:00

Ok, so my wheels have been turning and churning all weekend long. Thusly, my brain is currently at max capacity for things to do/see/make until Christmas. Surely, I will share one daily-ish until my little blog runneth amuck with roughly 30 ideas for December. Some obvious (duh), some original (ah-ha). Take some, leave some. Do one a day, cram in two, or do none a day. They're just ideas. Which are meant for sharing. Let the countdown begin!

You Had Me At '300 Vibrations Per Second'

2007-11-26T11:59:00.000-05:00

The Oprah's Favorite Things show was a while ago. But I couldn't bring myself to talk about the details of it until Thanksgiving had its moment to shine.

Now, let's talk shop. As in Christmas shopping. The most fabulouswondrouseye-catchingous thing on Oprah's list this year was the Clarisonic Skin Care System. It claims to remove 6 times more makeup/grime than soap and water alone. 6 times! The bristles vibrate 300 times per second and massage your face to squeaky clean perfection. 300 times per second! Squeaky clean perfection!

I mustmustmust have this.

What was your favorite on the list this year?

Giving Thanks

2007-11-22T13:20:00.000-05:00

Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

I'll be kicking back and taking a break up at our little cottage in the mountains for the weekend. Unfortunately, it's nowhere near warm enough to get the tan lines this turkey is sporting.

Enjoy the long weekend and sooper dooper shopping.

Gobble gobble.

Giving Thanks: Family (Tree)

2007-11-21T16:14:00.000-05:00

For me, this is what it all comes down to. There is nothing betterfasterstronger than the ties that bind. Parents who leave me wanting for nothing and give me everything is a gift I cherish beyond compare. Having sisters who are my best friends, and best friends who are like sisters to me is more than I ever could have hoped for. Becoming part of a loving and caring family through my new husband is true joy. Last, but certainly not least, living a rollercoaster of a life with a husband who lets me fly yet holds me close at just the right times has made all my wildest dreams come true. These dear people, above all else, are truly what I am thankful for.

Giving Thanks: True Love Is What Brings Us Together Today

2007-11-20T19:48:00.002-05:00

One of my BFFs was wed today. Truly lovely. While the dinners, the parties, the flowers, and fancy dresses are ridiculously enjoyable amounts of fizzy fluff and heaps upon heaps of fun, my favorite part is always the actual ceremony. So tender. So true. So intimate. That's where the real moments are. Thank you, dear dear friend, for letting me share this blissful day with you.

What Oprah Could Learn From Nordstrom

2007-11-20T00:24:00.000-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, set your Tivo's. Oprah's biggestbestbaddest show of the year airs today. Indeed, I lalalalove Oprah's Favorite Things show. I sit in anticipation, just waiting for her elves to jump thru the TV and into my living room with their happiness and holiday cheer (wouldn't that be nice?). Truly sets the grand stage for the Holiday season.

But seriously, why couldn't she learn a thing or two from Nordstrom? I mean, they get it. Why doesn't she? I realize that the biggest shopping weekend of the year is nigh upon us. But still. I thought she'd be a better example.